A little while back someone told me a joke regarding my piece Antitrust & Monopolies:
3 prison convicts meet:
Prisoner 1: “I was charging higher prices than everyone else. They said I was price-gauging.”
Prisoner 2: “I was charging lower prices than everyone else. They said I was price-dumping.”
Prisoner 3: “I was charging the same prices as everyone else. They said I was colluding.”
Ah … the good old ex post justifications! Truly a masterpiece in the world of filth, immorality, and corruption a.k.a the government.