I Pledge Allegiance …

posted by Nima

January 13, 2011 · Posted in Government 

In the spirit of communicating ideas honestly to the children that everyone claims to be so concerned about, I would recommend some slight changes to the pledge:

“I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America a piece of cloth with colors on it, and to the republic aggressively violent gang for which it stands, one nation giant extortion racket under God an imaginary sky ghost, indivisible where secession is crushed when attempted, with limited liberty granted at the whim of thieves and swift justice for all those who fail to comply with their edicts.”

By the way, I would recommend that this pledge be instituted in ALL countries worldwide where the crime of public schooling is inflicted upon the minds of innocent children.

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